Welcome to the Blog of
Charles C. Cotton
of Woodbury, New Jersey


Notice: I'm currently looking for a new photo gallery so people can check out what's going on with Nate and Ben! Keep checking back!

What’s up with getting a Wii?

Video Games | Posted by Charles C. Cotton
Feb 12 2007

I’m a little confused. If you want to 1) stand in line for 4 hours, literally in the rain at 4:00 am, 2) make dozens of phone calls or 3) pay outrageous premiums in order to buy from disreputable dealers, YES, you CAN find and buy a Nintendo Wii!

Now, if I want to buy an XBox or a Playstation, no problem. They’re the same price everywhere and available from any number of sources including Walmart, BJ’s and Sam’s Club.

But what’s the deal with the Wii? I mean, do they WANT me to buy one? Don’t they realize that every WEEK that passes by their initial rollout is one week more that I’m thinking about the added features of an XBox or hi-def DVD player in a Playstation?

Read the rest of this entry »

I didn’t know you can eat petroleum jelly…

Nate and Ben Cotton | Posted by Charles C. Cotton
Sep 23 2005

Who would have known?

My 13 month old twin boys sure are growing! They can now reach up to the table where we keep the diaper changing stuff along with the vaseline! At least that’s what I found out today!

dentaduraI come into the room and they are COVERED in vaseline – hair, clothes, EVERYTHING. Nothing really exciting – TO THEM…! They’re not even smiling and giggling in that devilish way…

Panicking, I strip them of their cloths, put one in the “saucer” and take the other one (the one insisted upon constantly popping his newly created “jelly-thumb” in his mouth) up for a bath (actually, about 3 baths each, ecch!). Putting baby #1 in his crib, I go to take care of baby #2 and then, seeing that they’re OK except for being as upset as I am, I go to give them each a bottle (“I hope this washes down any jelly, or should I be inducing vomiting?”)

OK, my pediatrician says to call 1-800-poison-1 (good to remember!) and THEY say that, as long as they didn’t CHOKE on it, it’s perfectly safe.

I’m as surprised as I am relieved…

Thank you Evil Trial Lawyers!

Politics, Rants and Raves | Posted by Charles C. Cotton
Apr 14 2004

That’s not being sarcastic, either!  Tonight, while having dinner with my pregnant wife, we were discussing the various things we would need for our twins.

One thing on the list were baby seats for the car.  I have enough problems shopping for a new hard drive.  Getting a TiVo (expected tomorrow!) has been a major move around here.

So now we need this thing(s) that 1) we will entrust the lives of our children with and 2) will stop using in less than a year.

Read the rest of this entry »

Spalding Gray found dead

Entertainment | Posted by Charles C. Cotton
Mar 08 2004

LINK TO STORY

Spalding GrayIt is as I feared, but the kinda-famous monologist Spalding Gray was found dead after weeks of not being found.  The story of his missing and now of his death are easily found, but at this time, I wish to share my personal experience with his work.

While Gray appeared in many movies, including a couple which set to capture his live monologues, these films did not succeed, in my opinion, to capture the energy and talent that he projected in a live forum.

The closest he came to capturing the experience were a couple of PBS specials he made – the best one used a single static camera pointed at him.  In it, he sat at a desk with a shuffled stack of cards.  He revealed each one showing the title of one of his stories and that’s how the show went.

The other show was more of a show as it used actors to illustrate the story of his buying a home.  The voice over style that was applied was very reminiscent of the stories of the late Jean Shepherd whose work was immortalized in The Christmas Story, It Runs In The Family, and numerous other PBS specials.

One movie “Swimming to Cambodia”, which is available on home media (DVD, VHS) started out like one of his monologues, but digressed into a distracting series of sound and lighting effects, none of which were in his live presentation.

Compared to Shepherd, Spalding Gray’s work was more introspective and bordered on the self indulgent at times.  He only tried to be funny at times, and resisted attempts at being funny, (although his monologue about buying a house was hilarious) which made his humorous stories only more so because of their honesty.

Gray was the victim of a terrible car crash, which crippled him and threatened his career as an actor.  It seems he never got over it.  He attempted suicide, but came back from it.  It seems this time, after having seen the movie “Fish Story”, he gained a sense of peace and developed the courage to do it again.

Knowing that we will never see any more from Spalding Gray, he will be missed.

Update: Intuit Buys A Clue: Discontinues Product Activation for TurboTax

Computers, Intellectual Rights | Posted by Charles C. Cotton
Aug 30 2003

Sometimes, people have to learn the same old lessons over again. When Intuit released it’s 2003 version of TurboTax, which is the most popular package for self-preparers, they listened to the likes of Macrovision who sells software classified as “digital rights management”.

Read the rest of this entry »

Gay Marriage? That’s NOTHING! How about GAY DIVORCE!??

Politics, Rants and Raves | Posted by Charles C. Cotton
Mar 06 2003

So gays want to get married? God Bless Them! Isn’t promiscuity the problem that many people have with homosexual behavior? I think marriage for gay couples would be the best thing to happen for them!

I hoping that gays, however, don’t want to be legally married thinking that they will gain greater acceptance among certain parties, however. That’s NOT the reason one should get married!

But marriage isn’t just a party. It isn’t just a quaint ceremony with flowers and doves.

Read the rest of this entry »

WIRED: Hungary’s Xupiter ‘toolbar’ acts more like a VIRUS!

Computers | Posted by Charles C. Cotton
Jan 30 2003

In Wired Magazine, (see extended text for link) it is reported about a “toolbar” utility which installs itself in your web browser and acts more like a virus than anything else.

The Wired story, reports that Xupiter.com has created a applet which, when installed without permission, does everything from change your search page to your home page and perhaps reports on every website you visit!

Insidious in nature, Xupiter has offered an ‘uninstall’ utility which some have reported having crashed their system!

The utility installs after a false message box pops up (you just LOVE those pop ups, don’t you?) and, thinking you’re closing the damn thing, you actually activate it!

It also appears that Xupiter may be selling its “service” to other websites, so beware!